Omfg, we are under attack! 13
Earlier today it looked like just another quiet night at We Create Stuff’s territory, until They arrived. First report came in at 2:22 am, when a tripod-like machine landed close to North We Create Stuff. Armed with their own ‘Stuff’, ‘They’ have invaded, and our forces are taking heavy casualties these very moments defending our land. Casualties from the other side are also reported to be big.
Countries all over the world are criticizing They Create Stuff’s sudden attack. “What the hell are you talking about?” — The Planet customer service, right before a sudden disconnection. Koolfox added: “AFK auto email: I’m off for the week, leave me fucking be, Ido.” Indeed, the reporters are shocked as well.
The following map drawn in the last minute describes the situation more closely:
They Create Stuff invade
We recommend everybody to stay calm. Unless They start winning. May god help us all.
